Wuts ur favoryt condiment to eet on people sammiches?

Anonymous
MUSTURD uv corse ;)

i hef a confesjun 2 meak: i em a littel bit in luf wit u... ur fees us juz so purdy. an ur answrs r alwais purfekt! <3
o shuna 
happi teerz ok

Anonymous
o ok il saev u sum chawklit menz tehn lol
wood u liek a ted bundee sammich?

Anonymous
mm ya i hungri nwo i hav sum tod bandee left in teh freezr u wnt sum tod bandee 2?

Anonymous
s0z getz bizy in teh chawklit factry lol bin spendn sum tiem wiht teh umpa lumpaz n maekn sum man kandyz mm s0 gud 

u r butiful in evry singl wai. wurds cnt brin u daun~!!

Anonymous
0mg i luv lady gaga!!1
omg 21 followurz i m s0 tumblr famiz
y did the derpy dahmer kross da road? To get 2 da mustard.

Anonymous
um thtz not funni i died dat wey
y u no maek chocolate-coated mens? yummy yummy

Anonymous
bcuz dey r maed of chawklit alreddi silli
wel onli teh 1z i hav r lol
R u friendz wit da oompa loompas in da choco factory?

Anonymous
ya we r bffs 