derpy dahmer
Wuts ur favoryt condiment to eet on people sammiches?
Anonymous

MUSTURD uv corse ;)

i hef a confesjun 2 meak: i em a littel bit in luf wit u... ur fees us juz so purdy. an ur answrs r alwais purfekt! <3

o shuna
happi teerz ok

no fanks. 2 manee hairz.
Anonymous

o ok il saev u sum chawklit menz tehn lol

wood u liek a ted bundee sammich?
Anonymous

mm ya i hungri nwo i hav sum tod bandee left in teh freezr u wnt sum tod bandee 2?

wared u go i miss u </3
Anonymous

s0z getz bizy in teh chawklit factry lol bin spendn sum tiem wiht teh umpa lumpaz n maekn sum man kandyz mm s0 gud

u r butiful in evry singl wai. wurds cnt brin u daun~!!
Anonymous

0mg i luv lady gaga!!1

omg 21 followurz i m s0 tumblr famiz

y did the derpy dahmer kross da road? To get 2 da mustard.
Anonymous

um thtz not funni i died dat wey

y u no maek chocolate-coated mens? yummy yummy
Anonymous

bcuz dey r maed of chawklit alreddi silli
wel onli teh 1z i hav r lol

R u friendz wit da oompa loompas in da choco factory?
Anonymous

ya we r bffs